Newly Wealthy Pillows

We Talked More When You Weren't Rich

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Moving in

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Bouncing baby

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

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Baby it's cold outside.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"What does our sessions give you?"

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"We've only been married three years and she's already giving me gbh of the ear 'oles."

"These hostas are out of control!"

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

'Frank, promise me you'll never let the magic go out of our marriage.'

Lockdown Babies

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"Heavens, what have I done?!"

"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."

A drone carries a baby like a stork.

"Martin seems to be happy here, but wait 'til he's been here a day."

Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

'Darling...our first audit!'