Newfoundland Owner Gifts

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'I'll take it!'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

First past the post.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'