New Year Analyst Gifts

2017 hands a new crisis to 2018

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Come dine with me!

2021

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Reach for the Star.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Light Bulb Moment

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Cimafunk

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Be Healthy

The Life of Pi

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Morning, all!"