New Year Savvy Gifts

"This year can't end soon enough for me."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Cimafunk

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Be Healthy

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Snowman

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"