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'Is she having a particularly severe contraction, Doctor?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Cat Nip.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

A man and his dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

Happy.

Family with pets.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Raised by Dogs

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'