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'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Baby thinking dog is his mother

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

'That was fun!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

A man and his dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Super hero dog.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Guess who netted it.'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"