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'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Baby thinking dog is his mother

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

'That was fun!'

Cat Nip.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

A man and his dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Raised by Dogs

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Super hero dog.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

'It's going to be a vegan.'