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Raised by Dogs

'How am I going to tell him he's no longer my best friend?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog Dreams

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat Nip.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

A man and his dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Happy.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Family with pets.