New Pet Addition Mugs

Raised by Dogs

'How am I going to tell him he's no longer my best friend?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

'That was fun!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dreams

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Cat Nip.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A man and his dog

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Foster failure

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Happy.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Family with pets.