New Pet On The Farm Pillows

'Is she having a particularly severe contraction, Doctor?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog Dreams

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Foster failure

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A man and his dog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Happy.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Raised by Dogs

Family with pets.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).