New Neighbours Welcome T-Shirts

"This is Gladstone, our local lecher..."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

New around here?

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Yes, I live on the third floor, but I am unaware of any howling sounds at night.'

Just Popped Next Door

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

Clancy:Survey Question

'Neighbours is on, love.'

'Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door. We need to sound-proof the house...'

Hiding from unwanted visitors.

It's a nice neighborhood, but the turnover rate's high.