New Neighbours Welcome Gifts

"This is Gladstone, our local lecher..."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

New around here?

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'Yes, I live on the third floor, but I am unaware of any howling sounds at night.'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Just Popped Next Door

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

Clancy:Survey Question

'Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door. We need to sound-proof the house...'

'Neighbours is on, love.'

Hiding from unwanted visitors.

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.