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"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'I welcome newcomers - They bring a breath of fresh gossip into the community.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

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'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

Suburban street.

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'What's the neighbourhood like?'

New around here?

"Look, we're getting a recreation centre."

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"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.