
'Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door. We need to sound-proof the house...'
Greet your new neighbors in style with fun t-shirts that break the ice and add a humorous touch to their first day next door.
'Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door. We need to sound-proof the house...'
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"
"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."
"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
Picking pastries.
Tool Box
"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."
A DIY disaster.
"I just..."
"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."
'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."
To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.
"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."
"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"
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''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'
"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''
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We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.
'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'
"I've got a better view on my smart phone."
Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'
'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'
"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."
'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'
"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."
"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."
Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.
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