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"You should see who's replaced our neighbours from Hell!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Tool Box

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

A DIY disaster.

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"I just..."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

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