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David Copperfield is Hospitably Received by Mr Peggotty

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Domestic Superheroes!!

LAY ZEE FUK

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Welcome to the Team

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Gardener

"And this is our media room."

"Man's best friends."

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

Painting the Ceiling

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."