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David Copperfield is Hospitably Received by Mr Peggotty

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Domestic Superheroes!!

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

Welcome to the Team

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"And this is our media room."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Man's best friends."

Rose Garden

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Beach Barbecue

Painting the Ceiling

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."