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Wine-tasting Tour.

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

Felices fiestas.

Another Disappointing Party at the Playbill Mansion

'Only water I'm afraid - we were relying on you, as dinner guests, to bring a bottle of wine...'

"Oh, you mean those dolphins"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

Gardener

"And this is our media room."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Rose Garden

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Beach Barbecue

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."