Welcome Home T-Shirts

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

"Bro" "Bruh" "Brah" "Bruv"

Hug

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Gardener

Welcome to the Team

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Rose Garden

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Getting to Know You

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Candle Portraits.

"Get... a-nother room!"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'