New Job In Navigation Gifts

You should be here.

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Saved...life is good!

Moustached gentleman

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Pole Star

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.