New Job As Tree Surgeon Gifts

Tree surgery.

Deforestation.

"First time pruning?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Stop and Birch

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Green Peace'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Tree Squirrel

Tree collapse...

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Tortured Plank

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.