New Job As Tree Surgeon Mugs

Tree surgery.

Deforestation.

"First time pruning?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I brought cocoa."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Stop and Birch

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Green Peace'

Tree Squirrel

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Tree collapse...

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Tortured Plank

Lumberjack Christmases.