Forestry Professional Mugs

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Never Source

...His sign is made of wood.

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"First time pruning?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

God's Subcontractors

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Koala

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"I brought cocoa."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"