New Job In Horticulture Mugs

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

An old man growing berries

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

The Garden

Gardening#2

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Tree Passion

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mad about Roses!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'In Love'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.