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Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Horti-Culture

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

An old man growing berries

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Tree Passion

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Mad about Roses!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Gardening#2

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'In Love'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'