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Solar powered sundial

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

An old man growing berries

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Gardening#2

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Positively Petersham

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'First weeds of spring.'

"You must have a green thumb."

Planting veggies

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Weeds

Barbecue

We practically live out here in the summer.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Digging.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Not here, Fred.'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Better Gnomes.

Rose

Tree with Drain Pipe

The stuff of Legend.

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Hydroponic Gardening

Sheds

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden