New England Gifts

"Can we move to Connecticut? I'd like to be closer to my family."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"The bagels are better in New York."

World Cup Fever

Zorro as a child.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Cat on Board.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Road Test

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

It's good to get together with friends!

Hilary Mantel

No caption. (A turtle is driving with his shell tied to the top of the car).

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

Womanhatten.

Fencing Venn Graph

Pizza Fencing

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Dog Air-freshener.