New England Enthusiast Gifts

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Can we move to Connecticut? I'd like to be closer to my family."

"True I'm an investment banker, but I was handcrafted in Maine!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Donald Glover

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"You're back! You're really back...!"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

'Those with a lot of Money.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'