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"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Can we move to Connecticut? I'd like to be closer to my family."

"True I'm an investment banker, but I was handcrafted in Maine!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

The Chrysler Buildinger