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A Science and Art Conversation.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Candle Portraits.

Misunderstood artist

Painting taking root...

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Egyptian Football

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Art of Surviving