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A Science and Art Conversation.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Misunderstood artist

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Candle Portraits.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Painting taking root...

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Giant Monster in Bath

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Egyptian Football

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature