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Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Misunderstood artist

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Wagging Dog

"Needs to get a life"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Cock A Doodle

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's an Eyesaur."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Slinky Cow World

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."