Collections T-Shirts

'We can't find your shirt, sir, but the buttons came through just fine!'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Marriage a la Mode - Breakfast scene.

H. Houdini's house (key under doormat).

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Collecting two hundred and six tiny objects in a matchbox was fantastic - sorry I sneezed!'

Mad Scientist Supermarkets.

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

Returning socks into the wild.

Girl holding money.

"One god... one church... one collection."

The Grim Reaper Gets A New Calculator.

'I believe it roughly translates as 'Free Prize Inside.''

The Doom Of The Dinosaurs - Take aim and throw at the centre of the gulf.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

'The Invisible Cow'

'Yo, looks like the old deadwood stage is finally over the hill.'

"I don't think this is bringing back the coal industry."

'He tried to take away fuzzy bear.'

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).

Less know medals

Little Beverly Cards

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."