Collecting Art T-Shirts

Creation of Red Wine

"Wow - she is stunning."

"See? No socialists."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

End Is Near

"We are never going to reach our recruitment targets if we let a little thing like death get in the way.."

It's a windy day!

"Lean, What Lean?"

Oliver Twist - Mr Bumble and Mrs Corney Taking Tea

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'

Pick your own.

"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Policeman says, 'Bad news, Mrs. Dumpty.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

A recurring problem in van Gogh's later years.

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Mr. Smokee

Man with oil drilling station in plant pot

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

The Persistence of Memory 2020

'I said bring out your dead not throw out your dead!'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Hospital operation.

'It's an organic still life.'

'Man, I've tried everything, this just isn't working'