Collecting Art T-Shirts

Creation of Red Wine

"Wow - she is stunning."

"See? No socialists."

End Is Near

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

It's a windy day!

"We are never going to reach our recruitment targets if we let a little thing like death get in the way.."

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Lean, What Lean?"

Oliver Twist - Mr Bumble and Mrs Corney Taking Tea

Pick your own.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

A recurring problem in van Gogh's later years.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."

Policeman says, 'Bad news, Mrs. Dumpty.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

Cows Jumping Over the Moon.

'I said bring out your dead not throw out your dead!'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Cow fighting with milk, chicken fighting with eggs.

Gators Being Covered in Peopleaid.

'It's an organic still life.'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Mr. Smokee

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'Man, I've tried everything, this just isn't working'