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"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

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Naming that Impala

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

The Inner Dog.

"Sinead?!"

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'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

The New Age Dentist.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

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Mr Long and Miss Short.