New Age Lifestyle Lover Gifts

"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

The Inner Dog.

The New Age Dentist.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

New Age Pit Bull

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'I do like the moat.'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Just Married an Oil Baron

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."