New Age Lifestyle Lover Prints

"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

The Inner Dog.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The New Age Dentist.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

New Age Pit Bull

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'I do like the moat.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Just Married an Oil Baron

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."