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Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Privates Beach"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"The Nominees"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

'Where my balls go?'

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

Crime Scene

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'After sleeping on it, I've decided not to allow power naps.'

World on Fire

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"Nope. No fish."

Global warming

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'