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Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Privates Beach"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"The Nominees"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Where my balls go?'

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Crime Scene

Global warming

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

World on Fire

"Nope. No fish."

'After sleeping on it, I've decided not to allow power naps.'

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'