Neutering Pillows

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Since I've been neutered I have a lot more platonic friends than I used to have.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A midwife holding a baby

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Mother's Love

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Growing a business....

Moms gone wild

'Where my balls go?'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Romulus and Remus

Egg Buggy

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

#NoJunk

Clean the World.

Breastfeeding