After Neutering Pillows

'Where my balls go?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'So this is goodbye then!'

The Cat Spa

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Romulus and Remus

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

#NoJunk

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"Support the head!"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Oh you baad bad girl!

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

"You haven’t earned this."

Dog Stripper.

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

Amateurs...

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

Mother cradling baby.

Piggy bank suckling with piglets.

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."