After Neutering Pillows

'Where my balls go?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'So this is goodbye then!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

The Cat Spa

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Romulus and Remus

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

#NoJunk

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"Support the head!"

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Oh you baad bad girl!

"You haven’t earned this."

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

Dog Stripper.

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

Amateurs...

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

Mother cradling baby.

Piggy bank suckling with piglets.

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Hospital patient gets TLC.