Nurture Nature Advocate T-Shirts

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

North Pole

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Privates Beach"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

An old man growing berries

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

Population rocket

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.