Neurophysiologist Gifts

'I'm afraid that a career in Neurophysiology requires more than a degree from the 'University of Hard Knocks!''

"I'm afraid that a career in Neurophysiology requires more than a degree from the 'University of Hard Knocks!'"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Map of the human brain

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Sigmund Freud.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Space exploration"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Baby Scientist

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Spindle Neurons

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."