Neurophysiologist Mugs

'I'm afraid that a career in Neurophysiology requires more than a degree from the 'University of Hard Knocks!''

"I'm afraid that a career in Neurophysiology requires more than a degree from the 'University of Hard Knocks!'"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Map of the human brain

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Sigmund Freud.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

How Glaciations Begin

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Space exploration"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Baby Scientist

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"