Neuroscience Mugs

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"Actually, I'm leaning more towards a career in neuroscience."

'My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves.'

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brain maze

Man with a lizard brain.

Brain Cells.

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

How the mind of a golf ball works.

Neurosurgery correspondence school diploma on the wall of a surgery center.

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"So much of what we know is still theoretical."

"We took some x-rays of your brain, and frankly things don't look too good."

"Your scan shows 'sex on the brain', Mr Wilson."

"Which side of the brain is dominant? "

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Brain

"The Doctor here is an expert at hot-wiring the consumer brain."

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

Photographic memory

Synesthesia

"You don't need to register, sir - you were here yesterday."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Day two at the ...Brain Transplant Institute

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I just had an epiphany or a small seizure."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."