Neuroscience Nerd Mugs

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Brains

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Uh, I'll be right back - I just have to notify the authorities about something.

'They need practice dummies.'

'How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr, Jenkins'

Photographic memory

Brain Charger

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Vaccine

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Naked Mole Rat

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Human Brain

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."