Neuropsychiatrist Mugs

"The isolation tank's started leaking, again."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Map of the human brain

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Postwar is hell."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)