Neurobiology Gifts

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

The Map of the human brain

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You're such a good listener."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Sign my yearbook?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

Butterflies

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Scientists are sexy

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"