Neurodevelopmental Humor Gifts

Tourette's Rehab Center

Billy. The Kid.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Ostriches making out

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Underweird bras."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

Aggression/Security

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Smirking or Non-smirking

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

Down with canned laughter.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'...And now, this Surgeon-General's warning: 'Look out, you fools!''