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Your friends at the FCC

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Neutral Man.

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Net Neutrality

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

I NEVER accept cookies...

'I blame the internet.'

Switzerland Stuck in the Middle of EU Conflicts.

"I'm here to protect your data!"

Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"All ok. Wait, let's see what google remembers..."

"I spent my whole life on the Internet."

Tennis spider net.

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

I haven't seen Uncle Mort lately. Are you serious? How could you miss him? Ever since Youtube started demonetizing channels left and right, it's been driving independent content creators out of business. Your uncle's out front trying to get people to sign a petition to save his favorite show. "Oatmeal News" told us what the incontinence industry didn't want us to hear about staying regular!

"Ever since you yelled at me I've been getting ads from divorce lawyers."

The Sale

"I told you we need the internet. We can't organize a revolution with sticky notes!"

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

'Don't act too adorable...we'll be half naked on the internet before we even know what privacy is!'

"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"And the score remains unchanged."

The power behind Huawei