Net Neutrality Advocate Pillows

Your friends at the FCC

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Neutral Man.

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Net Neutrality

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

I NEVER accept cookies...

'I blame the internet.'

Switzerland Stuck in the Middle of EU Conflicts.

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"I'm here to protect your data!"

Tennis spider net.

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

The Sale

"Ever since you yelled at me I've been getting ads from divorce lawyers."

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

'Don't act too adorable...we'll be half naked on the internet before we even know what privacy is!'

"I told you we need the internet. We can't organize a revolution with sticky notes!"

"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"And the score remains unchanged."