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Net Neutrality

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

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I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Primordial Schmooze

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

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'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Media Darling.

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

"He's networking again!"