Networking Nerds Pillows

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

Obsession with the Internet.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

WiFi Signals

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

The Card Flinger

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."