Nesting Ninjas Gifts

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

"I see the empty nest as a place where an apartment can finally grow up."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Babies vs. Dogs

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Fitness Programme for babies

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I'm so good at this!"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Wanna swap?"

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

The light is green.

"You're overfeeding that baby."

Camp Games

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