Nesting Ninjas Gifts

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

"I see the empty nest as a place where an apartment can finally grow up."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Babies vs. Dogs

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Fitness Programme for babies

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Batman's Baby

"I'm so good at this!"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Wanna swap?"

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

Hipsters knit their beards.

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

The light is green.

"Nana" Technology